SLACKING The evasion of work or duty [syn: shirking, slacking, soldiering, goofing off, goldbricking] (wordsolver)

WORK LIKE A CAT: HERE’S WHY YOU SHOULD SLACK OFF AT WORK Cats are considered “exploitive captives” by biologists. Humans may hold cats as prisoners for life, but they manage to get their fair share (and maybe more) from the bargain. Rather than suffering from their captivity, cats exploit their situation and manage to leverage food, shelter, catnip, and all the other creature comforts of life from the deal. This is all great advice, but in my opinion it doesn’t go far enough. As leftists, we should all consider ourselves guerilla warriors who are doing everything we can to protect ourselves and our comrades for exploitation and to stifle capitalism. That is why I am about to start advocating for slacking off, goldbricking, being sneaky and deceptive, and otherwise being lazy and subversive at work. Union Workers on Strike Don’t goldbrick on your fellow workers if you are in a well organized union! Of course, this isn’t for everyone! Not every worker is being crushed by the wheels of capitalism. Even in the most capitalist countries on earth, some workers enjoy a relatively fair deal, such as: (non-compete)

Het kan leiden tot heel inventief gedrag om ongemerkt de kantjes eraf te lopen. https://tinyurl.com/y9wput5u Je krijgt hier niet zomaar les van de eerste de beste trainers. Nee bij Bootcamp Team wordt er gehamerd op individuele begeleiding in de groep. Je kan hier dan ook niet ongemerkt de kantjes er vanaf lopen, de trainers kennen je namelijk bij naam! https://one.fit/nl-nl/blog/best-bootcamp-den-haag-bootcamp-team/ Matthew stelt namelijk dat het oneindig veel belangrijker is om korter en productiever te werken, dan lang te buffelen en er ongemerkt de kantjes vanaf te lopen. (Tussentijdse power naps)